I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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