ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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