New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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