your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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