Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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