I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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