sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
last night I used snow as a chaser
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