I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
im on a boat
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