Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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