There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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