Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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