I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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