There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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