Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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