OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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