my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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