Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
All I want is dick and wine.
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