You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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