so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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