yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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