Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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