whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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