If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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