I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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