We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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