yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize