we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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