sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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