She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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