im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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