can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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