she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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