wake up i wanna do it froggy style
operation harelip BJ is a go
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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