I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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