The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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