Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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