I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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