addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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