I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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