I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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