Sry I called you an 8
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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