I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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