mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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