have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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