We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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