I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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