can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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