but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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