I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He felt like a one man threesome
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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