make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
