think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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