Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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