Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
my poor anus
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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