But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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